oscar is sore from the race, and youβd do anything to help him feel better.
pairing: gender neutral reader x oscar piastri
genre: fluff
warnings: none
authorβs note: okay soooo today in an interview after the race, oscar was asked if the race was physical β and he answered βmy neckβs feeling itβ. and as you may know by now, i do very very much love his neck. so i thought to myself ββ¦..i volunteer to give him a lil massage π€β, and then this happened. shoutout to my love arms anon, this oneβs to us neck lovers (and all of you who weβve managed to turn into fans of oscarβs neck on our journey) <3
and again, this is not my actual blog. check out @httpiastri for more stuff :)
No but picture the baby is a week or two old, ofc no sex allowed, and he’d suck the milk and stuff and wouldn’t try to hide his boner walking towards the bathroom to jerk off VIOLENTLY
please take a seat and reflect on how this is gonna ruin my mental health
An ex situationship when we were cuddling he’d grab my tatas and squeeze them, kiss them and even take deep breaths and I’d stare at him like are you insane??? And he’d look at me and say they’re my OBSESSION, this is EXACTLY HOW I PICTURE LANDO AND BOOBS worshipping them not even on a sexual way just thanking you and god for allowing such thing
Also… should I call him
ksksjsjsjs tiddies are awesome and deserve all the love, no matter the shape or form 😌 lando would ABSOLUTELY be this person, although he strikes me more as an ass guy. he’s a dude at the end of the day, so he’ll squeeze and feel up whatever he can get his hands on!!
and unless it’s lando himself, absolutely fucking not. put that phone down and meditate bestie 🤍
omg that anon that had the dream about giving lando head. I'm jealous. I have been thinking about it all day!! I read an anon a while ago about best friend lando telling the reader she can practice on him and it's been rent free in my head for agesssss
me too!! imagine having those vivid dreams 😭 all I get is trauma </3
